quiz junkie

2003-08-01T01:27:00.000-04:00

Hee! You are Jack's "You have to find
yourself a girl, mate ... you're not a eunuch,
are you?" speech. You're quite a bit sex-
crazed, and you assume that everyone else is as
horny as you are. Get it on as soon as
possible so that you can join the rest of us on
Planet Earth ... I'm sure you'll have a good
time doing so.
Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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2003-07-14T17:43:00.000-04:00

All about the Johnny.. All about the Edward.. [He is SO sexy as a pirate, btw!]

You are Edward Scissorhands! Thoughtful and
Misunderstood

Which Johnny Depp character are you?
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Edward Scissorhands!!
He was so sweet, and gentle in this movie.
What a sad love story.
*tear*
Which Johnny Depp Movie Are You?
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Sleepy Hollow, you are a head chopping crazy no
head wannabe!
What Johnny Depp Movie Are You?
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You are Edward Scissorhands. You are sweet, nave,
shy, and good-natured. You don't let setbacks,
such as having scissors for hands, stop you
from feeling love. Like Pinocchio, you want to
be a real boy. Because you are so different
from the rest of the world, you find blending
in very difficult and tend to stay alone, but
if given the chance, you would leap at the
chance to be "normal."
What Johnny Depp Movie Character Are You?
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You are Edward Scissorhands. Cold, dark and alone.
You have a warm heart, but you're afraid to let
anyone near you for fear of hurting them
(literally. those fucking scissors, man..)
Which Johnny Depp Are You?
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Edward Scissorhands:
Charming, innocent, and beautiful. Unfortunately,
he has blades for fingers. But hey, you can
get around that, you're all set.
Which Johnny Depp character is your ideal mate?
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You are EDWARD SCISSORHANDS!
Which Johnny Depp Character Are You?
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2003-07-13T22:17:00.000-04:00

It's all about the indie..

you're indie!
How can I label you?
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bright eyes
what saddle-creek band are you
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hamilton leithauser (the walkmen): he is girl
crazy. you are boy crazy. beware of chicks with
better shoes than you.
who's your indie rock boyfriend?
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You are "Requiem for a Dream". You are a
big druggie and you need to get a job instead
of stealing things to pawn for dope money.
!?!What Indie Film Personality Are You!?!
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What Obligatory Indie Accessory Are You?
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2003-06-06T22:57:00.000-04:00

Contemplation: Shhhh, you are deep in thought.
You sure are devoted to your daydreams - always
pondering, observing, hoping. You may seem
preoccupied, but you are determined. You
concentrate on your meditations, which is what
keeps you so ambitious. Happy thoughts, happy
thoughts, happy thoughts!
What Type of Amy Brown Fairy are You?
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You're Donna. You may be female but you can kick
ass.
Which "That 70's Show" character are you?
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JOHN: You are a multitalented designer. You have
so many ideas and talents, you can incorperate
something out of nothing. Carpentry,
producing, designing - you will stop at nothing
when it comes to art. You are open to anything
and everything - and good at it.
Which TV Show's While You Were Out Character Are You?
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Orange
What candle color should you light today?
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2003-06-04T23:27:00.000-04:00

See which Greek Goddess you are.

Switzerland -A neutral power for as long as most can remember,
it has avoided war for several centuries.
However, it is still considered highly advanced
and a global power.

Positives:
Judicial.
Neutrality.
World-Renouned.
Powerful without Force.
Makes Excellent Watches,Etc.

Negatives:
Target of Ridicule.
Constant Struggle to Avoid Conflict.
Target of Criminal Bank Accounts.

Which Country of the World are You?
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2003-06-02T00:45:00.000-04:00

argh! and my first lover was a cancer!

You'll Fall in Love With A Cancer!

You value having the emotional support Cancers bring to relationships.
Cancers are typically very nurturing and have lots of love to give, to everyone.
You are on the lookout for the parent to your future children - and Cancer fits the bill!

The only downside to your Cancer's incredible love is that they tend to be possessive.
Cancers don't want to spend so much time caring for someone, only to be left later on!
So, they are a your Cancer may be a bit guarded at first and more prone to jealousy.

Take care of your Cancer's insecurities, and your relationship will be a success.
In return, you'll find the deepest love you've ever known...
As well as the freedom to express your emotions openly, especially during sex.
What Sign Should Your Lover Be?

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You Are A Redhead!

Fun, innocent and flirty, guys are drawn to your firey ways.
Your fun personality drives the men wild, and they just can't enough of you!
With that girl-next-door charm and those bright eyes, you can get what you want in a snap...
Keep them beggin' honey!!
What's *Your* Inner Hair Color?

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Your Masturbation Method Should be Using Your Hands!

You are very traditional and maybe a little modest.
You need a little extra push to venture out into a more kinky side.
What's *Your* Masturbation Method?

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Your Sexual Energy is Red!

You are on fire, and it is no wonder, because you have a naturally hot libido.
Your sexuality erupts spontaneously.
And when you are hot, you seek release as quickly as possible.

In bed, you know how to turn your lover on. How could you not?
You are a wild woman when you get it on.
You will fondle and lick and stroke and suck to get you want you want.

Only some people can handle your eagerness in bed, but those who can will never stray.
You have the sexual appetite of a man with the stamina of a woman.
It often feels like you could have a zillion orgasms.

Your way of picking up lovers-to-be is no less outrageous.
You will often go out on a limb in public to lure someone into bed.
And you succeed easily, as many people are turned on by your aggressive flirting.

Your sexual goal for self-improvement should be to learn how to love the little things in romance.
You can learn to embrace the sensual, lighter pleasures in life...
As much as you already appreciate the raw, physical aspects of sex.

Madonna and Christina Aguilera both have red sexual energies full of passion and brilliance.
What Color is Your Sexual Energy?

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2003-05-31T19:16:00.000-04:00

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	60% Explored the pleasures of the flesh	63.8%
Shamelessness	85.7% Has yet to see self in mirror	78.5%
Sex Drive	63.2% A fool for love, but not always	76.8%
Straightness	7.1% Knows the other body type like a map	43.1%
Gayness	100%	82%
Fucking Sick	96.5% Refreshingly normal	89.2%
You are 69.82% pure Average Score: 71.5%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

2003-05-01T02:26:00.000-04:00

You're the smirk,a frown-smile hybrid that's a
little bit cocky and usually associated with
evil or arrogant,but attractive people.You
probably just don't give a damn,but it's
everyone else's fault if you don't because
you're too awesome to have any real faults.
What Kind of Smile are You?
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Fuzzy Coconut! You are a fuzzy coconut. You live on
Glucose and live in a tree like a crazy mofo
with leprosy. You have been mistaken for a
bowling ball and probably identify with the
Lion King because they sing "I've got a
lovely bunch of coconuts.."
What Fuzzy Thing Are You?
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Uh....Bitch? You? Ha..I'm surprised you didn't
steer-clear of this test, because it had the
word 'bitch' in it. Your a nun in disguise,
aren't you?
Are you a bitch?
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Bob Barker: you like them old and wrinkly. And
hosting their own game show isn't bad either.
Which guy are you destined to have sex with?
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You're nothing, really. But you're nice.
What type of music are you?
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YOU RAN OVER A SMALL CHILD AND LEFT HIM TO DIE!!!
what's YOUR deepest secret?
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2003-04-30T00:53:00.000-04:00

Neutral:
Harmony and balance is key. You don't look at the
world in a negative or positive way and you'll
never judge or assume a situation- you just
look at the facts. People like you are peaceful
and accepting.
What color do you see the world in?
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Begging for money on the street and scammering
through the gabage for what little scraps of
food you could get, life was tough. At least
now you don't take anything for granted
Who were you in your past life?
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2003-01-21T00:35:00.000-05:00

What Nine Inch Nails song are you?
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What Kind of Dream Are You
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Which Nightmare Before Christmas Character are you?
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2003-01-21T00:25:00.000-05:00

What's Your Personality?Find out!

2003-01-21T00:23:00.000-05:00

I'm an Atheist!

Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?
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2003-01-09T13:16:00.000-05:00

Your Hidden Sexual Talent is Sniffing Out Big Dick

All your friends wonder your trick...
You're an expert at finding big dick!
You're the envy of every girl on the block.
Because your man has the biggest cock.
What's *Your* Hidden Sexual Talent?
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[have i ever mentioned how much i love penis?]

2003-01-03T18:10:00.000-05:00

You're peace. You're tranquil and you can seem to be cruel in someways but you are actually really caring and kind.
What type of feeling best reflects you?
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What's Your Bedroom Personality? (For Her)
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Which Smallville Chick Are You?
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What Sort of Romantic Are You?
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What Aspect of Run Lola Run are You?
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2002-12-21T11:22:00.000-05:00

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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what fucked version of hello kittie are you?
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What swear word are you?
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How cRaZy is you?!?!?!?
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Which bar drink are you?
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A different quiz, what strange type of person are you?
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2002-12-12T18:55:00.000-05:00

*looks at the current world's population* You must have a lot of frustration then.
What pisses you off?
Created by ptocheia

...but for now, those tangerines will *just* have to do!
What's your sexual perversion?
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You Are Cumslut Barbie!

You come complete with press on suction lips,
portable wet wipes, and skin toner.
Add on "Spit-it-back" function sold separately.
Not recommended for children under age 6.
What Naughty Barbie Are *You*?
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2002-11-30T23:52:00.000-05:00

Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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Which Endless are you?
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2002-11-30T23:51:00.000-05:00

Where Did Your Soul Originate?
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What Type Of Retro Gal Are You?
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2002-11-10T21:30:00.000-05:00

What Office Space character are you?
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What Color Eyes Should You Have?
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What Sign of Affection Are You?
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What kind of porno would you star in?
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What's YOUR Writing Style?
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How Emotional Are You?
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2002-09-28T02:38:00.000-04:00

2002-09-18T19:49:00.000-04:00

Your song is...

Tribute

And the peculiar
thing is this, my
friends. The song
we played on that
fateful night didn't
actually sound
anything like this
song!

This is just a tribute!

You gotta believe
me, and I wish you
were there. Just
a matter of opinion.

Quiz created by LenPal

What's your Tenacious D song?

I am 33% evil.
Take the test :: koolplace.com

Come get your fortune read!
Created by ptocheia

Come take the Comprehensive DDR Personality Test!
Created by ptocheia

What Porn Starlet are you? Take the quiz @ 5tarla.net

2002-09-18T01:15:00.000-04:00

I'm a Pansy. The bloom of thought. Thoughts are my haven. I prefer solitude and quiet places so I can ponder uninterrupted.
What bloom are you? by Polly_Snodgrass

What's Your Love Style?

What's Your Love Style?

Which 'Get Fuzzy' Character Are You?

What's Your Mood?

What's Your Mood?

I AM 0-25% ADDICTED TO JESUS!

2002-09-16T02:01:00.000-04:00

Dear lord... I've found a motherload of quizzes. And I haven't even begun to explore this page yet...

Which Character from Stangers in Paradise Are You?

I'm a......

Take Squiggle UK's 'Are you addicted to online tests' test

Well, you're a slacker. Your greatest joy in life is sleeping, and you try to avoid doing work as much as possible. Others are envious of your talent for skating through life doing only half as much real, actual work as everyone else. You're an expert at talking teachers or bosses out of reprimanding you for your apparent lack of effort. On the upside, you won't have to worry about things like repetitive stress disorder or high blood pressure. Your life expectancy is probably pretty high due to this, not that you'll actually accomplish anything, you damn leech.

Be cool! Take the What Do You Want Out Of Life? Quiz

test yourself at fontlover.com!

% where do you LIVE?

2002-09-14T22:23:00.000-04:00

How Much of a Loner Are You?

Take the quiz at [clinically insane]

Take the What Will Your Result To This Quiz Be? Quiz

2002-09-14T21:22:00.000-04:00

Will Danielle Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?

24% chance Bush would kill you.

36% chance Clinton would kill you.

66% chance he would sexually harass you.

40% chance you would kill them.

Enter Combat

What is my spectrum?

I am blue: My main color is blue. I am a little bitter when people choose a blissfully ignorant aproach to life. I try to see things for the way they really are.

What is my spectrum?

2002-09-14T21:19:00.000-04:00

AverageYou were probably an average child. Nothing less, nothing more.

test yourself at geekykid.net

my bj?rk knowledge level is

AVERAGE (46%)

I'll study the bj?rk faq and then try again.

test yourself at geekykid.net

my bj?rk knowledge level is

HIGH (73%)

I learned everything from the bj?rk faq.

test yourself at geekykid.net

Whole Brain Dominant
leaning to the left
You enjoy structure and work best when you can devote your attention to one task at a time. You also work well with abstract ideas and can visualize theoretical situations.

test yourself at geekykid.net

2002-09-03T01:06:00.000-04:00

Your Sex Life's Average!

When comparing your sex life,
You're right at the mean.
You're not a whore or a virgin,
But something right in between.

How Does *Your* Sex Life Compare?

2002-08-28T23:49:00.000-04:00

Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

Take the test, by Emily.

Find your inner fast food! by Emily

Take the test, by Emily.

Find your inner random object! by Emily

Which Sex and the City Vixen Best Matches Your Sex Style?

2002-08-14T03:34:00.000-04:00

Which Grunge Band Are You?

what kitchen utensil are YOU?

Take The Ewan McGregor Test!

Hey, don't be ashamed! Some of the world's most profound thinking has been done on the can.
If you were a room in a house, what room would you be?

What Natural Disaster are you? Take the quiz!

2002-08-14T03:31:00.000-04:00

Which "Natural Wonder" are you?

According to the Alien Abduction Test There is a 56% chance that I've been abducted by Aliens!

Which tarot card are you?

Which Computer Component Are you?

I took the McDonalds test, and guess what I got?

You can take the
McDonalds Product Test by Matio64
here!

A victim is tied to you, and you roll them onto a bed of spikes, crushing and impaling them at the same time. Little bit of an overreactor, maybe?

What torture would you be?

2002-08-09T01:50:00.000-04:00

You’re Michelle Branch! You’re the ‘girl nextdoor’ type of gal. You’ve got a down-to-earth feel about you, and you’re not afraid to be original. You’re still trying to find yourplace in life, but that doesn’t mean you’re not enjoying the trip. Rich and famous? Sure! But you’re not gonna let that go to your head. ;D

What Kind of Pop Princess Are You? Quiz by Jonah

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2002-08-07T01:40:00.000-04:00

I am 16% Goth

I wanna be a GOTH. But I'm not. Smoking cloves and too much eyeliner a goth does not make. I'll go home and take your Cure CD's with me.

Take the Goth Test at fuali.com

I am 55% Internet Addict

I am pretty addicted, but there is hope. I think I'm just well connected to the internet and technology, but it's really a start of a drug-like addiction. I must act now! Unplug this computer!

Take the Internet Addict Test at fuali.com

I am 46% Tortured Artist

I have some artistic ability, but it is probably a hobby and doesn't drive my life into a dark abysmal hole were I am alone and against the world.

Take the Tortured Artist Test at fuali.com

discover what candy you are @ stvlive.com

The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz

find your inner PIE @ stvlive.com

2002-08-06T03:25:00.000-04:00

Your magical style is Sleeper.

What type of Magic do you work?. Take the Magical Style Quiz by Paradox

You are an angel.

What legend are you?. Take the Legendary Being Quiz by Paradox

I live a life in the shadows. I am consumed by my need to be both speedy and stealthy. Sometimes the greatest fighter is the one with the courage to run away. I run not because I'm scared. I run because it is what I do. It is how I survive. It is how I keep you from hurting me, and sometimes my friends. I am always prepared. I am always aware. I am always where you think I'm not.

What's your superpower?

What stupid online quiz are you?

What Retard are you?

2002-08-01T00:38:00.000-04:00

Here's what I've done. I've become hopelessly addicted to wasting my time taking online quizzes and stuff.. So.. rather than clutter up my diary with all the nifty lit'l results, I thought I'd put together all the time I've wasted on a separate page. This is very preliminary. I plan to make my own layout, put up some links and everything.. Just to put up the odd trinkets I waste my time online with. Fun stuff. :p

And to recap, here's the pages I have compiled on my diary so far:

help?

quiz junkie

wasting more time

mo' quizzes

so many quizzes, so little time..

the lovers, the dreamers, and me

perverse ignored dysfunctional child

to tell the truth, i am bored

lord of the rings

yeah

tell me who i am

2002-08-01T00:23:00.000-04:00

What kind of drunk are you?